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Dwight: [to Toby] You said we could come to you if we had any questions... On the website it said "at the crest of the labia." What does that mean?
Michael : I wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend. Still, others manage to make it through the day without uttering a defiant word, and, in the process, reveal a wisdom far beyond their years. Michael’s humanity is always exposed in the most painfully effective ways. Sasha : So you didn’t get to be who you wanted to be. Michael Scott has got to be one of the most likeable unlikeable characters to have ever graced the television screen. Dwight and young, impressionable minds are two things that should never be placed in close proximity to one another. like Superman, and the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham City. Dwight : These are cautionary tales for kids, Michael.